then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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