Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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