Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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