I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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