I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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