You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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