I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
