are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
