That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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