She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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