she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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