I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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