Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am midnight drunk by noon
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
