mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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