so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize