I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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