When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Randomize
