quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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