@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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