I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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