If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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