On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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