My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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