Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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