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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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