shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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