Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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