"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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