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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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