Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize