All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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