I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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