Nicole vs. Life
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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