He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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