Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There r osticjed everywhere
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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