8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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