Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
the room spins SO much faster in panama
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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