your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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