i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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