just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
