Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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