Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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