You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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