i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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