Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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