Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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