Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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