just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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