where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
"it" just moved
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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