I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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