Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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