omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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