Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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